Introducing e-Farid...
I always loved this song...
Lionel Richie- HelloI've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...
I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying, I love you ...
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you
Very funny...
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. P
rofessional .............. Bitch
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Live your life fullest...It could all end at once
Well, yesterday I had amazing day since I came to Azerbaijan but it didnt last long...It was a split second, just a second when everything in my life could have ended for me... right there... just like that...
Thanks God I am alive!!!

the front of this car does not exist any longer and I was inside
I should be sad???
Well, I am in Istanbul airport leaving for Azerbaijan now and I should be sad...really sad... but I feel like in heaven... Why?
Well...hint: 9 out 10 planes are leaving to Russia or Russian speaking country...
Get ready, Farid!!!
I am expecting huge culture shock, tons of depression, challenges and problems in Azerbaijan!
Good luck to me!!!
1st-anbul!!!
Well... I am happiest person on Earth...This is amazing country with full amazing people...
I know where I will live if I cant settle down in Azerbaijan... I will be living in Istanbul!
I almost cried when I landed to Turkey. Everybody speaks my language...People are amazingly nice. Places are not dirty. Service is great. Food is great. People dont use you. Everything, everything is just perfect!!!
I am very very happy. Tomorrow I might be in Baku, Azerbaijan...
Sharm El -Sheikh - much better than Dahab and Hurghada
Well, last weekend I spent in Sharm with Mohammad and Rafik... Amazing weekend. We had great time. Discos, drinks, safari, pool... and most importantly, I met Ahmed Hazeem, my brother from CA...Completely unexpectedly... here are some pictures:
Sharm El -Sheikh - much better than Dahab and Hurghada
Me sleeping...

Me and Rafik

Mohammed, me and Rafik before the race...
Special Forces in Egypt
There is a special forces in Egypt where they hire the most uneducated people. How do they identify it? Let me tell you:
They ask a group of people: Are you educated? The ones who are please go to right. Those who are not please go to left...
The ones who stay in the middle and dont know what is "educated" means will be hired to army...
haha...
Only in Egypt!!!
Mlada is "czeched" out... Who is next???
Galatasaray - Mlada Boleslav
5-2
Egyptian students disappear in U.S.
FBI hunting 11 exchange students who didn't show up at schoolImmigration agents and the FBI are looking for 11 Egyptian students who entered the United States on valid student visas, then failed to show up at a university in Montana, authorities said.
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A very simple but very impactfull story...
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall or autumn.
When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describewhat they had seen.
The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.
The second son said "no, it was covered with green buds and full of promise".
The third son disagreed, he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.
The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but ONLY one season in the tree's life. He told them that one can not judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are, and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life, can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall. Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don't judge life by one difficult seasonThanks Olga for sending this to me this morning
Canim Turkiyem!!!
I am the luckiest
I was luckier until now... I am the luckiest now!!!
When will I be happy then?
Feels great...
To know that somebody spend hours to look for telephone credit in order to sms me and make sure I am not feeling sad .... feel so great!!!
GS, you know what to do???

On 09.08.2006 Galatasaray is playing against Czech team called Mlada Boleslav. Boleslav finished second in Czech League and supposed to be a strong team. It is a qualifing match to Champions League...Galatasaray knows what to do and Inshallah will do it. Just kick some Czech ass... for me...please...
Walking with a cute girl in Cairo
Every guy would love to walk with a very beautiful girl, right? Well, not in Cairo...
If you are walking with a beautiful girl, you will cause traffic accidents...Men will stop doing their work, turn their head, look at the girl, say anything comes out of their mouth in arabic (especially when they know you are foreigner) and will make you really uncomfortable... God knows how the girl feels about all that crap...
Especially if you smart enough to understand Arabic...
Great song...great lyrics...
Lauren Hill: Too good to be true
You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
you'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
at long last love has arrived
and I thank God I'm alive
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
Pardon the way that I stare
there's nothing else to compare
the sight of you leaves me weak
there are no words left to speak
but if you feel like I feel
please let me know that it's real
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
chorus:I need you baby and if it's quite alright
I need you baby to warm the lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when I say:ok(its okaay)
Oh pretty baby, don't let me down, I pray
oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
and let me love you, o baby, let me love you, o baby
You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
you'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so muchat long last love has arrived
and I thank God I'm alive
you're just too good to be truecan't take my eyes off of you
chorus:I need you baby and if it's quite alright
I need you baby to warm the lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when I say its ok
Oh pretty baby, don't let me down, I pray
oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
and let me love you, o baby, let me love you, o babyy
I need you baby and if it's quite alright
I love you baby, you warm the lonely nights
I need you baby, trust in me when I say its ok
Oh, oh pretty baby, don't let me down, I pray
oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
and let me love you... (fades away)
Would you marry me? - Versia 2.0 - online

Postav polec na eto kolco, i ti maya...
Where I stand now...
This is incredible...sitting here, in the office...in Cairo, Egypt... It is 5:15 pm, 03.08.2006. I am just 20 days away from launching my dream... Dream that took me to USA...dream that I sacrifised so much for...Dream to start my own business in Azerbaijan and build my empire: FARIDISTAN!!!
I am about to go to country, where I was born, where I lived significant part of my life. But this country is so unfamiliar, so new to me... I dont remember the mentality, I dont remember the rules, I dont remember what I can say, what I can wear, how I can walk, how I can drive, how I can sit, how I can stand... I dont remember how to bribe, I dont remember how to lie... I dont remember any of those... I am going to a country where I will be complete stranger...A country which is completely new to me...And I am excited...How will it be?Will I be successful? Will have friends? Will people respect me? Talk to me? Will my parents accept me? All those are questions in my mind!!!
On the other hand, I cant stop thinking...Where else could I have been now? I made couple of decision which effected where I am now ... Decision about dating in January, decision to go Expros, decision to leave AIESEC, decision to move to Egypt for 2 month...Imagine I didnt make those decision...
Imagine I made a decision about buying DJ Tiesto concert ticket for Liza at her birthday and ask her out. I would not have had to go to Prague. So, I wouldn't know much about AIESEC Internationally. I would probably stayed in AIESEC USA until the end of my term. Probably run for President role and get elected. Extend my AIESEC career for another 2 more years. Then go back and take 4 classes remaining at SJSU, use my OTP for 1 year and work in USA... and only after this, pursue my dream and start my company... How old would I be then? 23+2+1.5=26.5...Woow... Almost 27...
And now, all this has been happening so fast...5 years faster!!!
What will happen from here? Oh my GOD!!! I am so excited...
I never regret any of my decisions, but one...
My new love...Stephanie Farhat

She sings perfect... mixes trance-techno beats with middle eastern...My new discovery...
Sometimes...
Sometimes when you need to catch something, you need to slow down, be patient and it may come to you...
Been to Egypt?
Son: Hey dad, have you been to Egypt?
Dad: No, son, why?
Son: Hmmm, where did you get mummy then?